Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown AND NOW HE’S LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND
In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
college; the musical
featuring such hits as:
- the fuck do you mean this textbook is $250
- why am i the only one in the group doing the assignment
- final exams more like no
- how did my gpa get so low
- this ta really needs to stop
- i’m never going to finish this 7,000 word essay by tomorrow
- how did my gpa get so high (reprise)
Haha. So glad I’m done!
To brighten your day I give you.. a sneezing elephant baby!! :D <3
I am obese.
I am stretch marks and cellulite
Stitched together with good intentions.
I’m plus size and pudgy,
An advertisement for adipose.
But when he looks at me,
I feel weightless.