Main Teri Ishqzaadi
Tere ishq mein meri jaan fanaa ho jaaye
Chandu ke chacha ne chadu ki chachi ko chadni chownk mein chadni raat ko chandi ki chamchi se chutney chatai


hannahbanana0916:

lifes-little-ways:

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown AND NOW HE’S LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND

*goat screams*



jpkitty:

In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.

3 weeks ago with 88,413 notes — via justclaraoswald, © jpkitty


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sweatpantstime:

parasoul:

college; the musical 

featuring such hits as:

  • the fuck do you mean this textbook is $250 
  • why am i the only one in the group doing the assignment 
  • final exams more like no 
  • how did my gpa get so low 
  • this ta really needs to stop 
  • i’m never going to finish this 7,000 word essay by tomorrow 
  • how did my gpa get so high (reprise) 

Haha. So glad I’m done!

3 weeks ago with 47,447 notes — via angstyamy, © parasoul


will-you-be-my-horcrux:

To brighten your day I give you.. a sneezing elephant baby!! :D <3

will-you-be-my-horcrux:

To brighten your day I give you.. a sneezing elephant baby!! :D <3

3 weeks ago with 158 notes — via adornarray, © will-you-be-my-horcrux


3 weeks ago with 23,321 notes — via rebeccaofsbfarm, © yanilavigne.net


I am obese.

I am stretch marks and cellulite
Stitched together with good intentions.

I’m plus size and pudgy,
An advertisement for adipose.

But when he looks at me,
I feel weightless.

4 weeks ago with 8 notes — via rebeccaofsbfarm


4 weeks ago with 32,606 notes — via ween007, © mysometime


  • Me reading something someone wrote about India's history: *blah blah blah*...Ghandi
  • Me: *cringes*
4 weeks ago with 2 notes — via thatoneflatnote